When I was in first grade, my classroom was divided into three groups: yellow birds, blue birds and red birds. Although no one ever actually said so, it was clear that the yellow birds flew more slowly than the blues, and that the red birds took to the sky most quickly. This was my teacher’s gentle way of helping young students take to learning at a pace best suited for them.
I was a red bird, but I loved the color yellow – and perfect, chirping yellow birds – and I thought it unfair that I couldn’t sit at the yellow bird table. Mrs. Hogston, my first grade teacher – a tiny woman with smile lines around her eyes and a sweet Southern accent – assured me that I should be a happy little red bird, proud of my feathers, and insisted that I stay at the red bird table. I did so, but begrudgingly, learning how to add and subtract with one eye on the yellow bird table and the other on my text books.
For most of my life, I’ve kept pace with the red birds and I learned to enjoy it. Yet, now, at a time when I would most like to be dive bombing with a flock of cardinals, I fear my feathers are turning … well … a tinge of yellow. I’d heard that pregnancy might do this to me, that words would mysteriously slip away; that I might suffer memory loss; that I might – on occasion – make sense only to myself. But my little red bird brain eschewed such notions as an old wives tale. It promised to keep processing the material and meaning of life with utmost efficiency; word retrieval problems were for other sorts of pregnant people — not writers, not teachers, not red birds.
Yet, as I sit composing this blog posting in Starbucks – writing, and then deleting, and then rewriting and rereading the sentences I’ve written – I feel defeated. My red bird brain has succumbed to the hormones after all. I find myself staring at my Mac for longer than necessary, the synapses of my brain firing with less enthusiasm than usual. Staying on topic is difficult; finishing an essay – impossible. Sometimes, in conversation, my husband has to help me with words. That thing on the kitchen counter? Ah, yes – a coffee maker. The thing we use to walk the dog? Right. A leash.
To make myself feel better about this incapacitation I did a little research. A study published in BJOG: An International Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology found that 81% of women suffer memory loss and word retrieval problems during pregnancy. The article called this impairment “significant” – though certainly not permanent – and I rejoiced. In 1998, the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology published a study confirming pregnant women’s memory loss and word retrieval issues would be most significant in the third trimester. Another study cited “brain overload” and “memory dysfunction.” Hooray!
It is hard to be a writer; now I know it is even harder to be a pregnant writer. I wish I’d done this research months ago. I thought I was just losing my edge because I’m no longer in graduate school. So – as of today I’m cutting myself a little slack; I am preening my feathers at the yellow bird table. Forgive me if my blog postings don’t make sense, or if you find them boring, or if I write that something is “obvious” rather than “obsequious.” My red bird brain has flown South for the remainder of winter. Here’s hoping it’ll come back to me this spring.
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After visiting http://www.photographic-memory.org, I have learnt so much more about memory loss, how to identify symptoms and exercises to improve my condition. It has definitely made a difference to my memory; you should check it out too!
Rest assured that it goes away. And I don’t know about your friend above (whether that’s a friend or a spammer), but exercises that work your mind are your friend. Get an issue of Games magazine. It’s brilliant (my magazine of choice on an airplane because it’s not full of stupid articles about flattening your belly), and even the number games and logic problems will go a long way to getting over what my facial girl calls what she has right now: Pregnesia. Yeah.
You are a red bird. A glorious Scarlet Tanager! Fly.
No pregnancy, but in my early forties and I have found that just after ovulation, my word retrieval is gone, gone, gone. Unfortunately, I was a ‘blue bird’ so to speak, now I feel yellow most of the time. I hope I recover prior to menopause. It really stinks as I have never been the most fluent person to begin with.